disneyprincest:

why are my parents always like “go to bed.” i am in bed. im always in bed. you go to bed. stop talking to me.

(Source: parasailin)

http://ricflairsniece.tumblr.com/post/93164185988/ballisticducks-inkandalcohol

ballisticducks:

inkandalcohol:

startrekrenegades:

motionjessinwhite:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MYG OD

dick size jokes are cissexist and transphobic AND hurtful to people of every gender. do not…

OMG. People want to be offended by anything

besieged:

if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college

pachouli-princess:

tupperware more like tupperWHERE THE FUCK IS THE LID

(Source: bi-polar-barbie)

earthnation:

light switches that dont do anything r mysterious and i dont trust them