I hate when guys ask me “how did you get into my house” the second they wake up
Thank you for letting me be fully clothed instead of being in a bikini and a cape, looking like a slut
I don’t know what kind of beach your “fully clothed” musty ass goes to take your monthly showers sis but around these parts, most women wear bikinis to beaches [like Bey in this gif] and there is nothing “slutty” about that. I’ll end the lashing here for your sake. I don’t do walk-in appointments.
I go topless to the beach lol
i have no words
when u make a really good pun