I hate when guys ask me “how did you get into my house” the second they wake up

Fake friends believe in rumors. Real friends believe in you.
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serfborts:

gamergirlsturf:

Thank you for letting me be fully clothed instead of being in a bikini and a cape, looking like a slut

I don’t know what kind of beach your “fully clothed” musty ass goes to take your monthly showers sis but around these parts, most women wear bikinis to beaches [like Bey in this gif] and there is nothing “slutty” about that. I’ll end the lashing here for your sake. I don’t do walk-in appointments.

I go topless to the beach lol

(Source: floetcist)


boywhocried-badwolf:

i have no words

liquidglue:

when u make a really good pun

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