why are my parents always like “go to bed.” i am in bed. im always in bed. you go to bed. stop talking to me.
"Your dress is too short."
Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.
OH MYG OD
dick size jokes are cissexist and transphobic AND hurtful to people of every gender. do not…
OMG. People want to be offended by anything
if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college
light switches that dont do anything r mysterious and i dont trust them